...SHIT...you ever had one of those days?you know,the day where you have that dam alarm clock goes off at 5...am..slap it off,lay there trying to open your eyes...feels like something shit in your eyes...musta been glue,cuz they wont open,then....all the sudden you open them with a rip....you dozed back off...SHIT...jump out of bed,slide on some fine fitting work supplied duds...SHIT...button broke or zippers broke....SHIT...hurry down the stairs to do your morning duty...SHIT...no t/p!!...figure that one out...grab your shit to shovel down some breakfast...SHIT...no milk,screw it,throw together some lunch,shove it in the bag,set it on the counter,run back up the stairs,grab you toothbrush...SHIT...no toothpaste...the grandkids stuff will work...SHIT...that tastes like shit!look up at the clock...SHIT...really late,hop in your truck,rip down the street hitting every bump and hole...oops..SHIT..new hole,top comes off open COLD water bottle...right in the crotch...pissed myself...perfect,take a turn,fly down the hill,look all around for the local fuzz,all the sudden...SHIT...god dam train,its slowing down to stop...SHIT..this just gets better,start backing up...almost hit some dildo in an import...calls you everything but your name...SHIT...theres the cop!!apparently,this is your only lucky moment,race down to another side street,cruise through yet another NEW construction zone....SHIT..you catch every light red....even lights that you never even thought worked! youve driven for 30 years and that light has NEVER changed...SHIT..this is my lucky day!i should get a lottery ticket...SHIT...a idiot with a flat tire,15 feet away from a turn....SHIT..what kind of bozo stops on academy blvd to change a tire when you could turn off in 15 feet!!!...SHIT...the tire is shit anyway!!hell,i think the cop even flipped them off..as he drives around them...not offering assistance....fly into the lot at work,lock the doors and run in,clock in...SHIT...the boss is in usual form with his"afternoon"spat..hands you one of the shit tickets,work on a truck that some idiots trash all day mowing grass and spit all over the truck...cuz they are obviously well edjucated hicks!...SHIT..while you are working your way through moving garbage and 50 lbs of spit out sunflower seeds so you can fix this top notch machine,you think about the lunch you packed on the counter...SHIT..still on the counter..reach into your pocket to grab your cell phone to call the wife and see if she will be so kind as to drop off your drool,she doesnt answer cuz she doesnt have to go to work for another 2 HOURS!!...SHIT...youll just run over to the local fast food,a taco joint...cant screw that up...SHIT..did you drain the grease lately?ive never eaten ass....but i bet it would taste just like this!!..SHIT..thats gonna haunt me later...well...later comes a lot sooner than you think,with a gurgle loud enough the boss comes out of his office....you run to the shitter,where another worker had obiously eaten the same thing...but got there BEFORE you....god...whats that smell??will it wash out of my hair?you brave it..run in...violate that space again....SHIT,SHIT,SHIT...what cornhole would not replace the toilet paper!!will this day ever end?so...feeling drained of all energy and life...you say to yourself...SHIT...im going home,work on my racecar so i can have a great weekend...you change the jets,clean all the nozzles,change and check the timing,change the oil,wipe the car all down,wax it up....life is good...you look at the clock...its early..ill change the plugs,load it up,take a shower...get laid!!sweet!what a great end to a SHIT day...cylinder 1...good..3..good..5,7,2..lifes good..4...isnt there supposed to be a...more on this plug??where did the stuff go??grab trusty scope to scare myself....im scared..holes..cracks...werent there before...SHIT,SHIT,SHIT.....load it up..lock it up...shower time..calm down..drink a cold one...then 2..try to talk romantically to momma...she replies with....need 5 bucks for tampons.....SHIT!!all i can say is....does it get any better than this???......

wow....thought there would have been more action on this....but then again...ive seen more action at knitting seminars than this chat area....dont ask about the knitting thing....it was a bad time in my life...i was seeking answers in life and sought them in different ways and places....is anyone believing this shit?....well...i am,hahahaha....hello!hello??is there anyone alive in this place????

say what!!